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Ask Elton
Below is a list of questions that have appeared in my search terms. Obviously these people need answers, and fast. Luckily, I am here to help, and I have thoroughly researched every issue dealt with...
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Ask Elton – part 2
does drinking gin keep mosquitoes away? I’m not sure, but I’m fairly certain Sam will be able to tell you. is he slowly breaking up with me? Probably, if you are the kind of person who performs...
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Go on
It’s time to Ask Elton stuff, like we did before. Do it here if you want to remain anonymous, or email askelton@annikskelton.com if you’re willing to reveal yourself (only to me though, I won’t post...
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Ask Elton – part 3
Would you consider moving to melbourne and being my house slave? Probably not. What’s the point of asking you anything? The fact that you asked me this question caused the laws of logic to implode and...
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Ask Elton – part 4
When is Annik Skelton going to realise that it’s Mike putting silly things in google and making it look like it’s Dave? Dave? Is that you? What did Annik Skelton get for xmas? Mainly hangovers. Why do...
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